Friday, March 14, 2008

When Typos Are All Too Appropriate

Oh my gosh have I got a funny story for you! Guys - take this as an advanced warning - you may consider this post to be 'too much information' or 'too much woman-stuff talk'. So, if you're a guy and get uncomfortable about the true facts-of-life that women must deal with, then I suggest you just skip this post.

Last night, I was talking to my BBFF, whom shall remain nameless (Yeah, like you don't know by now), on the instant messenger. To fully understand this post, you need to know that lately, we have taken up the silly habit of using computer terms to refer to ummmmmm - body parts and marital 'relations'. You know, "formatting your hard drive" or "putting a floppy in your disk drive" - I think you get the idea, and, if you don't, well then, this post isn't really for you.

I told her that I wouldn't be online today until this afternoon, because I had an appointment this morning.

I typed "Man, I don't wanna go to my appointment tomorrow."

The ever-wise-woman (and she's really good at reading my mind too) replied, "Gotta go get a pap-smear, eh?"

"How'd you know that?" I asked.

"No woman wants to go get a pap-smear." She so matter-of-factly replied.

Then she asked, "So, even though you don't have any, does your doctor do a breast exam too?"

"Yeah," I replied, "If she can find them."

"When my doctor is doing the exam, he makes jokes the whole time to keep my mind off it." She told me.

"Oh, I'm usually making jokes about my lack of chest with my doctor," I joked, "and she usually is cracking up laughing."

"You have a woman doctor?" She asked.

"Yeah." I replied.

"Wow, I can't remember the last time a woman examined my di*k drive." She remarked...

At the same beautiful moment, we both realized that instead of an "s", she accidentally used a "c". When we both were able to breath again and see the computer through the tears in our eyes from laughing so hard, I replied...

"Oh, I am SO going to post about this. You just made one of the most appropriate typos ever!"

17 comments:

Tammy

OMG I am peeing myself laughing so hard here and it was just last night. It's hard to type while trying to do pee myself. We are so crazy no wonder they are afraid to let us alone together!!!

Tammy

See look I was laughing so hard I did a typo again!!!

Anna

What is that - a Freudian slip of the fingers?

ROFL!! You two are crazy crazy.

grottynosh

Hi Misty,
Now should your friend remain nameless or shameless LOL
Now I understand why she has computer problems hahahaha
Hilarious post...I guess the floppy was working overtime which created the slip of the fingers.
Take care and have a great weekend,
Colin from Life

Akelamalu

I don't get it :(




Only kidding LMFAO with you. :)

Claire

That was f#cking great! :)

Carole

I may have to start calling it that. I find it highly appropriate. LMAO.

the teach

Now that's a new name for it! Ha! :D

John-Michael

What's a "typo?" [sheepish grin]

silverneurotic

Oh my gosh, that is just too funny!

Linda

Well, I've got to say that my disk drive is most definitely in need of a hard drive as at the rate things are going, I'm going to be out of memory and need to be rebooted!

Very, very funny stuff!

Oh, and don't forget you've been tagged!

Sanni

*ROFLMDDO* = Roll over floor laughing my di*k drive off (that will really disappoint somebody special!)!!!

Oh... before I forget: Make a Wish!

Bubba's Sis

Now THAT'S funny!!!!!!! ROFL!!!

Chica

That's hilarious!! I typo stuff all the time when chatting, I've made my fair share of "bad" typos! :)

D...

LOL!!! That's classic funny!

bundle-o-contradictions

Bravo! I just deleted about 4 comments that I could have made regarding that typo... Don't wanna scare the normals. ;)

CrazyCath

Better known as a 'Freudian slip'!

So funny.

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