Thursday, April 30, 2009

Dear Headache...

Dear Headache,

We've been spending time together, what... ummm four days now? I think it's time we had a serious talk. Now, don't interrupt me, these are things that need to be said.

I cannot continue this relationship anymore... no matter how hard I try, I just need you to leave. I was hoping it wouldn't come down to my having to say these things... I was hoping you would just choose to leave on your own. Yet, you are so drawn to me lately, and you are being stubborn. Can't you see this isn't a healthy relationship?

I have goals and dreams... and responsibilities, and you are interfering with those things. And, to be honest, even the thought of you makes my eyes hurt and turns my stomach. This has gone on for too long.

I continue to provide you with the pills you bribe me into giving you. Yet, you still don't go away. You greet me every morning as soon as I open my eyes, and you continue to wake me up throughout the night with your incessant nagging! You're always there... you've managed to get yourself into my head, and I just can't forget about you.

I'm sorry to have to be so drastic, but I'm done asking... I now have to resort to demanding you go elsewhere. Trust me, this hurts me much more than it hurts you. It has been a one-sided relationship all along.

Please, don't cause a scene. Just go and leave me to continue in my life without you.

Thank you for your understanding,
Misty

5 comments:

Skittles

Poooooor you!!!!!

I wish I could help. Oh wait. I can. Gina's coming with Tylenol.. and a bat. Not sure what the bat is for but you better tell Mr. Headache (I'm sure it's a guy) to watch his back.

Noelle

aww feel better. I had the same problem recently and now I take zanaflex, which actually turns out to be a muscle relaxer, before I go to bed. The neurologist swore by it and he was right. Last night I ran out and woke up with a bad headache...luckily not a migraine though. It's great plus it helps me sleep well.

Cath

Awwww. Four days? Wow - you must be shattered. Here's a bit hug for you...
((((Misty))))

storyteller

Headaches used to plague me for decades so I feel your pain. Love the letter you wrote here ... hope it helps!
Hugs and blessings,

Tammy

You're a HOOT!!!

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