Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Heads or Tails Edge *Any Past Theme*

Heads Or Tails

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This week's theme is EDGE -"Any Past Theme". I decided to do a re-post. I don't do re-posts very often, but this was one of my favorite and most creative Heads or Tails I've ever done. So, I decided I've got the right to post it again. This little story was created for the very first time the coin of Heads or Tails landed on its "edge", and I decided to go all out and use EVERY past theme which had been introduced up until that point. I hope you enjoy it.

He felt like such a 'FOOL'. Why did he have to go and 'EXPRESS' his unhappiness?

She became irate and told him she'd give him a little 'TIP'. Then, she called him a 'DIP' and followed it with, "The door is in that 'DIRECTION', and don't let it hit you on your way out!"

He tried to make her realize what she was throwing away.

She responded, "I don't want to 'SHARE A SPECIAL MEMORY!' "Why don't you just go crying to your 'MOTHER'? She's the saint in your eyes anyway. I can find any 'TOM, DICK, OR HARRY' to treat me better than you! You say I run my mouth and don't give you any 'PEACE'? Well, go find yourself some floozie and see if she'll give you a 'PIECE' of her action! See if she'll sit and listen to you 'TELL ABOUT YOUR JOB'. See if she'll treat your like 'ROYAL'ty! You have never so much as picked me a 'FLOWER'; You're always late and making me 'WAIT'; and let's talk about YOUR 'WEIGHT' for a change! So, go waste your 'LINE's on someone else!"

He stared in disbelief, and she continued to rant.

"You're old news to me - just a 'SUMMERTIME MEMORY' in a field on a blanket. The 'BIG O', HA! What a 'JOKE'!" So, don't just 'SIT OR STAND' there! Get out of my face, or you're going to need a 'DOCTOR'! I don't care what 'MANNER' in which you leave!"

He tried to talk some reason into her.

"Oh, you sure have a large 'SUPPLY' of excuses! I feel like hitting you over the 'HEAD' and then kicking you in the 'TAIL'! NO, I do NOT want to 'TALK' about it! I can't give you 'THREE GOOD REASONS' I should listen to you! You can just 'BOX' up your things, because this was a 'RECIPE' for disaster since the beginning. There are going to be some 'CHANGES WHERE YOU LIVE'! I'm so mad I could just 'SHAKE' you! If you want it in 'BLACK AND WHITE', I'll go see a lawyer if I need to."

He didn't know what to say, or what to do. He just tried to get her to understand his 'GRIEF'. He needed her to forgive him. It was coming down to the 'WIRE'.

She, on the other hand, had plenty more to say.

"You couldn't have 'TOLD ME A MORE SCARY STORY'. I let down my 'GUARD' and believed that smile you would always 'WEAR'. Meanwhile, you were out some'WHERE' making 'MEMORIES WITH AUTUMN'!"

She pulled the ring off the finger 'ON HER LEFT HAND' and threw it at him.

"This ring and this relationship have lost the 'SHINE'. Don't try to 'FILL' me with any more excuses. We're beyond anything Dr. 'PHIL' can fix now!"

She opened the door and motioned for him to leave.

"Take the 'RING' and take yourself out into the 'COLD, NASTY WEATHER'. I won't be crying as I 'WATCH' you go. You see, I've 'LEARNED THREE THINGS'. One, that I can't drown my problems with a 'BOTTLE'. Two, that I am strong enough to stand on my own two 'FEET'. Three, getting over you isn't going to be too difficult of a 'FEAT'."

She shoved him out the door, and as he walked away, he squinted through the snow and glanced back at the tv which sat in front of the windows and brightly showed the light of televisions she had turned up to full volume, and he thought to himself...
"Man is she 'LOUD'! The arguing and the screaming are now a 'PAST THEME' of my life."

The End.

4 comments:

Anna

You did such a good job on this, of course you should take any opportunity to repost!!

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Awesome. Great job Misty. If you may let me, I can buzz up this on my YahooBuzz and you can buzz it too so that other people can notice it.

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