If I Were... (a meme)
Tag is introducing this post, because I've been tagged for a meme.
Get it? My dog is Tag, and I've been tagged. Yes, I'm really good at being corny!
(c) Misty DawnS
Get it? My dog is Tag, and I've been tagged. Yes, I'm really good at being corny!
(c) Misty DawnSI was tagged by Tammy to do the "If I Were" meme. It's really long. So, if you want to read my answers to the meme, grab a beverage, get comfy, and click the "Read More" link.
If I were a direction I’d be… Lost (I'm horrible with directions)
If I were furniture I’d be… either a Filing Cabinet (my husband says I never forget anything and always file stuff away in my brain for future use) or I'd be outdoor furniture (because I prefer to be outside).
If I were a liquid I’d be… caffeinated (coffee, pop, whichever - I don't care)
If I were a sin I’d be… doomed at having a chance at self-resurrection (Hey, that's what the Minister said last Sunday - I was paying attention!)
If I were a gem/stone I’d be… Flint (Yes, I know it sounds weird, but you can make tools and arrow heads out of it and you can start fires with it... so, it's very useful and handy to have! So there!)
If I were a metal I’d be… Steel (I should be - we surely spent enough money on it for the house roof, and the sides and roof of the equipment building!!!)
If I were a tree I’d be… A Buckeye (Go Ohio State!)
If I were a fruit I’d be… an Apple (Give me a break - we had an orchard and are considering starting an orchard here too. Besides, there are all sorts of varieties, and they keep the doctor away)
If I were a flower I’d be… A Snap Dragon (Love you Grandma!)
If I were weather I’d be… Misty (ahahahahahaha, sometimes I crack myself up)
If I were a music instrument I’d be… A guitar (strum me Baby hehehe)
If I were an element I’d be… Earth
If I were a color I’d be… Purple! (Duh!)
If I were an animal I’d be… oh, g, I dunno... hmmmm... this is a tough one... oh, maybe a DOG (DUH!)
If I were a sound I’d be… A sigh (is this meme ever gonna end?)
If I were a lyric I’d be… "I can forgive you, but I won't re-live you." (from I Want To Be Loved by Bon Jovi)
If I were a song I’d be… "Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson (Hell yeah!)
If I were a music type I’d be… a mix of Country and Rock
If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be… Obsession (are y'all even still reading this???)
If I were a feeling I’d be… Sentimental (Yeah, I'm just a big mushy sap)
If I were a book I’d be… A Collection of Short (or not so short, since I tend to ramble) Stories
If I were food I’d be… Pizza (most people love pizza)
If I were a city I’d be… really upset, because I don't like the city
If I were a taste I’d be… Sweet (But, I already am *hehe*)
If I were a scent I’d be… the sent of Ben Gay or muscle cream (goes with the Fibro), but I'd prefer to be the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies ;-)
If I were a word I’d be… Friend
If I were a verb I’d be… Care
If I were an object I’d be… A Collar (Then I'd always be hugging my doggies)
If I were a piece of clothing I’d be… A Bra (That's the closest I'll ever get to having boobs, besides, I'm very supportive ahahahahaha... y'all still reading this?)
If I were a body part I’d be… An Eye (I'm a photographer - I SEE beauty everywhere) or A Left Hand (I'm left handed *grin*)
If I were an facial expression I’d be… A smile (Or, I'd be sticking my tongue out at the webcam)
If I were a cartoon character I’d be… tracking down Wile E. Coyote to break the news that he won't ever catch the Roadrunner
If I were a movie I’d be… "Dreamer" (that movies makes me cry every time, by the way, which refers us back to the "If I were a feeling" question)
If I were a geometrical figure I’d be… A Star (just to be different hehehehehe)
If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be… Summer (DUH!)
If I were a sentence I’d be… grammatically correct and full of adjectives - OK, a sentence... hmmm... Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole. (OK, I
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